The infamous threesome...

      The word threesome is usually whispered at the dinner table with girlfriends or at the end of the night when you're leaving the hottest clubs in South Beach with the all of the beautiful people. I have this incredibly fabulous friend, she knows the best parties has amazing hook-ups and well shes GORGEOUS. As any local South Beacher will tell you sexy gets you in, and she is always IN... There is though, a difference between sexy and skanky, sexy is wearing your designer outfit like you walked off the pages of Vogue and beautifully crafted designer pumps. Skanky, is wearing a dress where your ass cheeks out, and there are acrylic heels and nails involved.. So my friend is sexy not skanky. Here is where the story gets interesting, she did it, the infamous threesome. SO many times over drinks we have talked about if we did it who would it be with, and how. We decided that  if we did it, we would be the "Guest star" the person whose invited in, not a regular on that show.
      Well here's how it went down for my friend. She attended one of those fabulous South Beach parties for the socialites. After a couple of cocktails, at some very hot spots my friend decided to head back to the local watering hole of many South Beachers... In there she tells me she picked her prey, who was at the bar now. She's playing huntress, and he will be hunted. We've all been there, standing at the end of the bar deciding who we are going to take home. It starts out with a simple head nod or a "Hey we should get together sometime".. Which is just code for "Hey lets bang"... She got the offer after a couple more cocktails and couple of compliments.. "Lets hang out"..he says. The prey is one of those well known playboys of the beach, the bachelor who drives a luxury sports car. They leave together to go back to his place, it's a nice ride. There are more drinks are being poured its got to be around 4am this point, the hustle and bustle is over, the lights of SoBe are dimming. She tells me tells me at this point she thought it was late and time to call it a night, tonight might not be the night. As she starts to leave shes cornered by the couple.. enticed to stay for a while. She tells me she knew sex was in the air. The clothes come off the passion is flying. My friend is in the mist of what could be a guest starring role in that infamous threesome, actually going through with it was the shocking part.. She tells me today after she gets home and washes away last nights escapades, that it wasn't awkward there were no questions. The clothes came off, hands everywhere, more compliments on her ass of course..but this time she was naked. Playboy, girlfriend, and Her in a room what could be more fun? There's no need for a sleep over in South Beach you're only walking distance from the nearest cab or you're car. Such a typical South Beach fling, "Wam bam thank you ma'am." There's never a need to discuss it because in the light of day it is what it is.. a good time. SoBe has no need for names and phone numbers a simple "Thanks for a good time" suffices. Let me be clear, during the day She is refined, classy and , not the girl who we would think has threesomes.. But as day turns to night, the hair is teased, the heels are on the, beach comes to life. The infamous threesome was one of the many adventures she had that night. I thought I needed to share it with the world..Because as I see it, it's like scavenger hunt of things to do in South Beach..
1. Have a tiny apartment with no windows in prime SoBe location
2. Eat at a fancy restaurant that has a famous chef
3. Go to the most fabulous club in Miami( LIV)
4. Get offered drugs in the bathroom of a club
5. Be invited to an exclusive party at the hotel and rub elbows with the elite of Miami
6. Have your self a threesome..
7. Hook up with a celebrity
8. Have sex on the beach in the middle of the day, or just go topless on the beach
9.Get on a reality TV show based out of Miami
10. Get a parking ticket or get towed

     Mastering the infamous threesome isn't about love or lust, it's about conquest. It's about who will conquer whom on the beach. We prance around our small little island ride around on our scooters and find our nightly adventures. Her encounter is no different than anything we do on vacation.. Except here in South Beach we can do it every day. There are so many things to explore here and some of them are a little wild but most of them are meant to to make sure that WE are seen. Vegas has a slogan "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" well in Miami I think the phrase I am going to coin is "Anything goes on the adult playground of South Beach".. The infamous threesome is just another notch in a bed post, a triumph if you will. We are young, enjoy it play around, have fun, and bang whom ever we want. Wear your fancy heels, and stack that paper you have a beach to conquer.

-That's Miami for you.



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